Where's the trampoline?

OMG, We got up last week to find the trampoline missing. Not just anyone would steal a hugh trampoline so we began to look for clues.  Nowhere did we see any evidence of this piece of equipment and "grandkid babysitter".  SOOO, we went to our raised deck, got upon a chair and with a pair of binoculars and we could see something shiny way into the ajoining cornfield.  Yup, about 30' or more we saw the legs sticking in the air. Now what?!? Called the farmer for permission to go into the field and we discovered that the trampoling had been whisked into the air by the early morning storm. It had evidently done a couple of its own somersaults because there was evidence it had landed twice and then picked up again to land upside down and no longar useable. What a job to get all the pieces out of the cornfield.  Guess we'll get out the credit card and look for another.